cuddlr!

[arcum]

CLINT BARTON (45) i'm married. i got kids. i'm trying to get them back. we can hold hands and whatever.

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Comments

[lonewanderer]

maybe you could get one here and have the representatives send it to them or something.

i think i'm definitely up there. though he loves how everyone here is willing to pet him instead of shoot at him.

[arcum]

probably wouldn't hurt to ask. it'd be good to send them something good considering they're probably going through hell.

i'll have to meet him some day. see if he's any good at fetch.

[lonewanderer]

time works a little strangely here, though. i was here before for months and when i went back, no time had passed at all. but either way.

i'm sure he would think he's the best at it. we actually don't get to play it much back in my world, but he's great at finding things for me.

[arcum]

weird. still even before i left it wasn't easy.

[ Being a cell was awful, but the worst part was leaving them to help Steve. But it was the right thing to do. ]

what sorta things?

[lonewanderer]

i understand that.

pretty much anything. food, medical supplies, bottle caps - that's the currency in my world - and just junk. also he's good at sniffing out enemies before i do.

[arcum]

sounds like a pretty damn resourceful dog. did you train him to find that stuff or did his old owner?

sorry about the delay, my wrist decided i wasn't allowed to use it for 3 weeks :'|

[lonewanderer]

part his old owner, part he's just that smart. at least, i think so

no problemo

[arcum]

you sure that's not just you being biased? maybe he's just lucky?

[ He's just teasing now. ]

\o/

[lonewanderer]

could always take him out and show you

[ Dogmeat is the best okok ]

[arcum]

But will he perform on command? What if he's feeling shy or thinks your exploiting his awesome instincts?

[lonewanderer]

he always does. i think the possibility of excess treats and headscratches will make up for any stage fright.

[arcum]

Someone should get that dog an agent. So he knows if he's being taken advantage of.

[lonewanderer]

what if I'm the agent?

[arcum]

That's like a conflict of interest. Like when those little girls from toddlers and tiaras have moms as their managers. Don't work.

Shit. You don't know what that is do ya?

[lonewanderer]

no but it already sounds horrifying

[arcum]

It's awful. But that's kind of all reality based television. Shit.

[lonewanderer]

i suppose it makes me a pessimist if i say "well, reality is shit"

even in my world- it could be worse.

[arcum]

Hey. I agree with you. Reality is shit. Especially the television sort.

I think that's sort of a thing for all worlds though. It could always be worse.

Could be dead instead of locked up in a floating prison back home.

[lonewanderer]

prisons can be escaped from. but the waiting. that's what gets to you.

I grew up in one. they wouldn't have called it a prison, but it was.

so clearly now we have to take dogmeat to the park and enjoy being able to do it

[arcum]

Sadly this one was designed to not be escaped from.

[ The raft was for the guys that couldn't be held in regular prisons, but in the end half the Avengers wound up in there because of a power trip. ]

I do agree. I'd probably be going out of my mind if I was still in there.

Good plan to me.

[lonewanderer]

haven't heard of any prison that was designed FOR people to escape from. as long as you're breathing, you've got a shot.

looking forward to it

[arcum]

Very optimistic. I got a buddy like that.

[ Steve would like her. ]

[lonewanderer]

i'm not usually accused of optimism. survivalism, maybe.

[ but honestly no one in the wastes is good at distinguishing optimism and pessimism and anything else ]