cuddlr!

[arcum]

CLINT BARTON (45) i'm married. i got kids. i'm trying to get them back. we can hold hands and whatever.

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Comments

no problemo

[arcum]

you sure that's not just you being biased? maybe he's just lucky?

[ He's just teasing now. ]

\o/

[lonewanderer]

could always take him out and show you

[ Dogmeat is the best okok ]

[arcum]

But will he perform on command? What if he's feeling shy or thinks your exploiting his awesome instincts?

[lonewanderer]

he always does. i think the possibility of excess treats and headscratches will make up for any stage fright.

[arcum]

Someone should get that dog an agent. So he knows if he's being taken advantage of.

[lonewanderer]

what if I'm the agent?

[arcum]

That's like a conflict of interest. Like when those little girls from toddlers and tiaras have moms as their managers. Don't work.

Shit. You don't know what that is do ya?

[lonewanderer]

no but it already sounds horrifying

[arcum]

It's awful. But that's kind of all reality based television. Shit.

[lonewanderer]

i suppose it makes me a pessimist if i say "well, reality is shit"

even in my world- it could be worse.

[arcum]

Hey. I agree with you. Reality is shit. Especially the television sort.

I think that's sort of a thing for all worlds though. It could always be worse.

Could be dead instead of locked up in a floating prison back home.

[lonewanderer]

prisons can be escaped from. but the waiting. that's what gets to you.

I grew up in one. they wouldn't have called it a prison, but it was.

so clearly now we have to take dogmeat to the park and enjoy being able to do it

[arcum]

Sadly this one was designed to not be escaped from.

[ The raft was for the guys that couldn't be held in regular prisons, but in the end half the Avengers wound up in there because of a power trip. ]

I do agree. I'd probably be going out of my mind if I was still in there.

Good plan to me.

[lonewanderer]

haven't heard of any prison that was designed FOR people to escape from. as long as you're breathing, you've got a shot.

looking forward to it

[arcum]

Very optimistic. I got a buddy like that.

[ Steve would like her. ]

[lonewanderer]

i'm not usually accused of optimism. survivalism, maybe.

[ but honestly no one in the wastes is good at distinguishing optimism and pessimism and anything else ]